The Dog Whisperer

Great idea!
We should make lists of lessons/sayings/gibberish we pick up from people along this long complex road people call "College Life." Today's topic: Yahoo Scott

1. "You know...from this angle, you look a little asian."
2. Charlie's Angels poses are not flattering when playing arcade games next to 12-year-olds.
3. Don't say you like chicks that are competitive if you're not ready to get your ass handed to you.
4. Guys either think they should pay for everything or nothing. There is no happy medium.
5. Apparently there is a biofuels company in Omaha looking to use cow manure as a new form of fuel....and its really great hearing about the cow-shit-fuel while trying to digest.

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