Tampons Trump Polos

In answer to your questions, obviously you were supposed to be pissed. PISSED! I mean, despite that he was so blatantly compensating for his small penis...um...where was I going with that thought...I don't know! Ah, fuck it. That's the only thing I've got. Besides that he's a fucker. A big, dopey asshat and he sucks...alot...the big fat one. I'm soooo glad that you didn't invest in a minivan with him. I would have been really sad. Oh Suzanna! Those tampons were so much better than my foot picture, I've got nothin as cool as that besides my wicked badass dog in his fiesty green polo. Hells yeah. Green polos rock hard!